It was another one of those "only in San Francisco" events! Last night was the closing party for the Cybernet Expo held at the former SF Armory now the home of Kink.com. Those kids from Kink really know how to throw a party!

When I rode past the building, it looked locked up and I was afraid I got the time wrong. Luckily, someone walked out of the garage door and I was able to talk my way in (without a badge!).

Inside the cavernous main room of the Kink.com building, they had a stage set up for live sex shows and encouraged people to photograph the bizarre bondage and suspension contraptions used in the fetish gangbangs.

After I visited the bar, I noticed a midget on the floor licking a pretty girl's feet. Hmm. Don't see that everyday! I chatted with some friends, discussed business ideas, and gave some advice to a straight webmaster making his first attempt at a gay website. I met Kurtis Potec, one of the owners of Xtube, and Jason B. Hart, the guy who interviewed me for Sin20.

I crossed the hall to a newly converted room set up as a wrestling ring. UltimateSurrender.com is one of Kink's websites that features girl-on-girl nude wrestling. It's an amazingly professional set-up built like a TV studio. I don't know if they invented the rules themselves, but points are awarded for Breast Fondling, Pussy Fingering, Pussy Licking, Face Sitting and more. They also earn Style Points, Shame Points and Toughness Points. for example, kissing mouth on mouth with tongue penetration gets 5 Style Points.

The rules of UltimateSurrender.com also state, "No anger or rage. Sportsmanship and respect to your opponent will be shown at all times. We are here to have fun."

The video above gives a little sample of Ultimate Surrender Wrestling, and even though it's got naked girly parts, it's worth a look just for the bizarreness.